So, I've been toying with a thought: What would the most universally understandable way of speaking and writing be in Europe?

The Mutt Language Europe Deserves

I don't care about grammar, so we focus on vocabulary only. We need translations for at least the 1000 most commonly used English words.

The approach I take is to try to find a least common denominator between the Slavic, Germanic and Romance languages, represented through Polish, German and Italian. To do this I use... *drumroll* Google Translate. Pull requests very welcome.

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about circa
absolute absolut
accept aksept
account akkonto
achieve
across
act zagire
active aktiv
actual effektiv
add doadd
address adresso
admit
advertise annonsio
affect
afford
after
afternoon
again
against
age
agent
ago
agree
air
all
allow
almost
along
already
alright
also
although
always
America
amount
and
another
answer
any
apart
apparent
appear
apply
appoint
approach
appropriate
area
argue
arm
around
arrange
art
as
ask
associate
assume
at
attend
authority
available
aware
away
awful
baby
back
bad
bag
balance
ball
bank
bar
base
basis
be
bear
beat
beauty
because
become
bed
before
begin
behind
believe
benefit
best
bet
between
big
bill
birth
bit
black
bloke
blood
blow
blue
board
boat
body
book
both
bother
bottle
bottom
box
boy
break
brief
brilliant
bring
Britain
brother
budget
build
bus
business
busy
but
buy
by
cake
call
can
car
card
care
carry
case
cat
catch
cause
cent
centre
certain
chair
chairman
chance
change
chap
character
charge
cheap
check
child
choice
choose
Christ
Christmas
church
city
claim
class
clean
clear
client
clock
close
closes
clothe
club
coffee
cold
colleague
collect
college
colour
come
comment
commit
committee
common
community
company
compare
complete
compute
concern
condition
confer
consider
consult
contact
continue
contract
control
converse
cook
copy
corner
correct
cost
could
council
count
country
county
couple
course
court
cover
create
cross
cup
current
cut
dad
danger
date
day
dead
deal
dear
debate
decide
decision
deep
definite
degree
department
depend
describe
design
detail
develop
die
difference
difficult
dinner
direct
discuss
district
divide
do
doctor
document
dog
door
double
doubt
down
draw
dress
drink
drive
drop
dry
due
during
each
early
east
easy
eat
economy
educate
effect
egg
eight
either
elect
electric
eleven
else
employ
encourage
end
engine
English
enjoy
enough
enter
environment
equal
especial
Europe
even
evening
ever
every
evidence
exact
example
except
excuse
exercise
exist
expect
expense
experience
explain
express
extra
eye
face
fact
fair
fall
family
far
farm
fast
father
favour
feed
feel
few
field
fight
figure
file
fill
film
final
finance
find
fine
finish
fire
first
fish
fit
five
flat
floor
fly
follow
food
foot
for
force
forget
form
fortune
forward
four
France
free
Friday
friend
from
front
full
fun
function
fund
further
future
game
garden
gas
general
Germany
get
girl
give
glass
go
god
good
goodbye ciao
govern
grand
grant
great
green
ground
group
grow
guess
guy
hair
half
hall
hand
hang
happen
happy
hard
hate
have
he
head
health
hear
heart
heat
heavy
hell
help
here
high
history
hit
hold
holiday
home
honest
hope
horse
hospital
hot
hour
house
how
however
hullo
hundred
husband
idea
identify
if
imagine
important
improve
in
include
income
increase
indeed
individual
industry
inform
inside
instead
insure
interest
into
introduce
invest
involve
issue
it
item
Jesus
job
join
judge
jump
just
keep
key
kid
kill
kind
king
kitchen
knock
know
labour
lad
lady
land
language
large
last
late
laugh
law
lay
lead
learn
leave
left
leg
less
let
letter
level
lie
life
light
like
likely
limit
line
link
list
listen
little
live
load
local
lock
London
long
look
lord
lose
lot
love
low
luck
lunch
machine
main
major
make
man
manage
many
mark
market
marry
match
matter
may
maybe
mean
meaning
measure
meet
member
mention
middle
might
mile
milk
million
mind
minister
minus
minute
miss
mister
moment
Monday
money
month
more
morning
most
mother
motion
move
Mrs
much
music
must
name
nation
nature
near
necessary
need
never
new
news
next
nice
night
nine
no
non
none
normal
north
not
note
notice
now
number
obvious
occasion
odd
of
off
offer
office
often
okay
old
on
once
one
only
open
operate
opportunity
oppose
or
order
organize
original
other
otherwise
ought
out
over
own
pack
page
paint
pair
paper
paragraph
pardon
parent
park
part
particular
party
pass
past
pay
pence
pension
people
per
percent
perfect
perhaps
period
person
photograph
pick
picture
piece
place
plan
play
please
plus
point
police
policy
politic
poor
position
positive
possible
post
pound
power
practise
prepare
present
press
pressure
presume
pretty
previous
price
print
private
probable
problem
proceed
process
produce
product
programme
project
proper
propose
protect
provide
public
pull
purpose
push
put
quality
quarter
question
quick
quid
quiet
quite
radio
rail
raise
range
rate
rather
read
ready
real
realise realizzo
really
reason
receive
recent
reckon
recognize
recommend
record
red
reduce
refer
regard
region
relation
remember
report
represent
require
research
resource
respect
responsible
rest
result
return
rid
right
ring
rise
road
role
roll
room
round
rule
run
safe
sale
same
Saturday
save
say
scheme
school
science
score
Scotland
seat
second
secretary
section
secure
see
seem
self
sell
send
sense
separate
serious
serve
service
set
settle
seven
sex
shall
share
she
sheet
shoe
shoot
shop
short
should
show
shut
sick
side
sign
similar
simple
since
sing
single
sir
sister
sit
site
situate
six
size
sleep
slight
slow
small
smoke
so
social
society
some
son
soon
sorry
sort
sound
south
space
speak
special
specific
speed
spell
spend
square
staff
stage
stairs
stand
standard
start
state
station
stay
step
stick
still
stop
story
straight
strategy
street
strike
strong
structure
student
study
stuff
stupid
subject
succeed
such
sudden
suggest
suit
summer
sun
Sunday
supply
support
suppose
sure
surprise
switch
system
table
take
talk
tape
tax
tea
teach
team
telephone
television
tell
ten
tend
term
terrible
test
than
thank
the
then
there
therefore
they
thing
think
thirteen
thirty
this
thou
though
thousand
three
through
throw
Thursday
tie
time
to
today
together
tomorrow
tonight
too
top
total
touch
toward
town
trade
traffic
train
transport
travel
treat
tree
trouble
true
trust
try
Tuesday
turn
twelve
twenty
two
type
under
understand
union
unit
unite
university
unless
until
up
upon
use
usual
value
various
very
video
view
village
visit
vote
wage
wait
walk
wall
want
war
warm
wash
waste
watch
water
way
we
wear
Wednesday
wee
week
weigh
welcome
well
west
what
when
where
whether
which
while
white
who
whole
why
wide
wife
will
win
wind
window
wish
with
within
without
woman
wonder
wood
word
work
world
worry
worse
worth
would
write
wrong
year
yes
yesterday
yet
you
young